Baby shower bingo

Funny parenting advice bingo

Laugh along with our funny parenting advice bingo! Mark spots as you hear classic and humorous tips that every parent can relate to. Ready to giggle and play?

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Remember, diaper backwards spells repaid. Think about it.

Always keep a box of wipes within reach. You’ll find they’re useful for more than just diapers.

Nap when the baby naps, clean when the baby cleans.

Don’t worry about the pacifier. College students rarely use one.

The best way to keep the house clean is to live in a hotel.

Get used to eating meals with one hand.

Two words: Permanent markers. Hide them.

Baby proofing the house? Don’t forget the ceiling fans!

If the baby doesn’t like the lullaby, try jazz. Maybe you have a little musician.

Save all your "no" for their teenage years.

Coffee is a new parent's best friend. Invest in a good coffee maker.

Socks are the first thing they'll learn to take off. Buy stock in sock companies.

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Never underestimate the power of a well-timed burp.

There's no such thing as a quick trip when you have a baby. Pack like you're being evacuated.

The louder you try to be quiet, the more likely you'll wake the baby.

Embrace the chaos. One day, you'll miss it (maybe).

Every toy that makes noise is educational. It teaches parents patience.

If you think the terrible twos are bad, just wait for the threenager stage.

A little dirt never hurt anyone. It builds the immune system.

Remember, the days are long but the years are short.

Who needs an alarm when you have a baby?

Learn baby sign language; it could be helpful, or at least it's fun at parties.

Remember, everyone gives advice but you know your baby best.

Baby laughter is the best house music.

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